- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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