- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Jews

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

I'm gay.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Once upon a time, The end.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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