Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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asdf

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Your future.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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