Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Nuneaton..

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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