Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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