what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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EGGPLANT

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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