How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Your face

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You know whats funny Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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