What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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