A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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