Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

jibby jobby

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Bags of delicious poop.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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