- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Penis.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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