The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

JUST KIDDING^

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Anti Joke

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