- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

you gay?

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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