- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.