- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

asdf

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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