Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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