Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

a black man walks out of popeyes

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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