- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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