- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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