Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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