Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

WHO WANTS SOW????

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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