- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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