- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Donkey lips

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

womens rights

penis haha

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??