How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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the WNBA

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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NAACP

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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