- Anti Joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

What does two plus two equal? 4

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the dick??? east

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC