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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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