What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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