Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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