Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Anti Joke

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