A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Choir.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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