What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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no really what are ur names?

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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children burning

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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