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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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