- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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