Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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This joke is funny

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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