- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

no really what are ur names?

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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