A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Hey, Max!!

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whats white jizz

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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