Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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