Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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no really what are ur names?

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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