- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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