Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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