My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Adam Thomas is homosexual

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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