- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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