ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Knock knock What?

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

your life

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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