How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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