Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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