- Anti Joke

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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