- Anti Joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

women's rights

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed