- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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