Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

pudding

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

The lion swallowed his pride.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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