- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

I woke up today

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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