- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

I have an erection My mom!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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