Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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My Butthole.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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