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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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