A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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