What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Joke

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Elizabeth Warren

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

canada

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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