How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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