- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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