What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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