Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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heat!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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