Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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