- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What's 9+10? 19.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

-knock knock! -doors open

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

2 Penises

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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