Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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