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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

I have an erection My mom!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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