Your Mother

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Jovan

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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