- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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