- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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