what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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