- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Choir.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Velcro. What a rip off.

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