- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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