- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

womens rights

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

whats funnier than 24? 25

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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