once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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woman..parallel parking

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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