Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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