Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Your Mom!!!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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