- Anti Joke

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow