what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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