- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Please? No.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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