- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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