- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

... i forgot the joke :p

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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