- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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