- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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