- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

THE GAME.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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