- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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