- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Potato!

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

your mum

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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