What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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womens rights.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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