- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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