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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

If i open this door you can go trough it

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

We found a cure for cancer. Death

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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