Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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lol

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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