- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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