- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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