Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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to get to the other side.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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