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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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