Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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how man

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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