A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A French man gets into a fight

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A Sloth runs...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Queens Park rangers

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

kushagra tyagi

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops