- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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