- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What's blue? The sky.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

God. God.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

This statement is false.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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